Well, it looks like we are one of “those” houses. Last year we only had, maybe, 5 trick-or-treaters. This year was a whole different story. They seemed to come to our house in droves, and after about 30 minutes we were out of the giant pixie sticks we were handing out.
Hoping that kids [...]

A picture says a thousand words, or just 5 in this case: That pumpkin was awfully hungry.

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The Gilbert’s threw a Halloween Party last night for the kids. Avery went as a ladybug, and her friends were the Cowgirl, a Pea in the Pod, a Chili Pepper, a Cow, and a Pumpkin. It was certainly loads of fun for the kids, and for the parents who were able to listen [...]

After making a rhyme for Avery about Colleen, I received a dirty look from the latter. I guess it had to do with the fact that the rhyme included the word hag. So, I asked would she have rather me used nag?

If I have Avery standing on my stomach laughing at me, does that not make me a stand-up comedian?

While at a friend’s home this evening, it was brought up that one of the couple’s daughter was taking off her diapers. Well what can be done when she is getting her diapers off with even taking off her clothes?
The answer: Duct tape. It seems they have begun adding a [...]

I do not travel as often as I used to, but was pondering this question lately:
When on the road travelling I often find myself sleeping on some of the worst beds in existence. When this is the case, even though I have the bed to myself, I often cannot wait until the night that [...]

I know that Avery is years from attending school, but I have started now looking into these educational institutions and their take on technology in order to get the best experience for her.
First on my list - the school should be using sporks. This device is the greatest addition to the eating process since [...]

Getting ready this morning this conversation to place between Colleen and Avery:

Co: Will you let mommy go to the bathroom, while you play on the bed?
Avery: Stares blankly.
Co: Because mommy’s underwear cannot do what yours does.
Scott: If you want, I can buy you some Depends!
Avery: Huge smile and laughs.

Tomorrow night marks the second incantation of the Canfield Family Pumpkin Murder. Last year was a howl, and this year should be even better. Even though I forgot to order my Dremel Pumpkin Carving Kit, I feel that my skills will still be on display tomorrow. Do I have to buy a [...]