I am back, but not without some news. I just got home from the market and although they tried to buy Avery as well – the offer of a stapler, a 4 day old donut, and a roll of paper towels was not enough, so I decided to only sell Colleen to the gypsy for three pairs of socks, an avocado, a box of lucky charms, and a donkey.

Hope you have a wonderful April Fools Day.

Eight years ago today, Colleen and I started dating. What was she thinking?