Dear Avery,

Please do not audition for American Idol if you cannot sing. Don’t worry, I will not lie to you and tell you that you are good enough. I know, I am supposed to support you in everything you do, but I cannot and will not allow you to go on that show if you are going to embarrass yourself. Sorry. Sing at home with me … I know that I can’t sing.

Love,
Your Dad.